I feel like I swallowed a little demon with a big knife. He's ripping at my insides, hacking and slicing and dicing, until this ends like a scene from whatever movie it was that Spaceballs parodied in which the alien pops out of the guy's midsection. If it would make the pain go away, I would drag at my skin with my own blunt nails. Anything to make it stop.

mood: in pain